January 2012
576 posts
I am about to murder somebody.
Officially have no plans today until band practice at 9. Excited to practice with the new line up. No more weak links in the band, feels good. Fuck you Sean have a good life.
Reblog if you had a boner today.
Conversation between me and random guy at delco
Him: would you rather be alone in the Penn state locker room with a pedophile or alone in a catholic church with a priest?
Me: well I guess the Penn state locker room because im not catholic and im pretty sure a pedophile doesn't wanna fuck me.
Him: but its a pedophile!
Me: I have pubic hair, they don't like that shit.
Him: that's true, they don't think like us normal people.
Me: I don't think normal people have conversations like this.
The size of my penis has been insulted.
joeezy asked: 1-86 :)
TMI Tuesday ready set GO! →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
