Chat 26 Jan 3 notes Conversation between me and random guy at delco
  • Him: would you rather be alone in the Penn state locker room with a pedophile or alone in a catholic church with a priest?
  • Me: well I guess the Penn state locker room because im not catholic and im pretty sure a pedophile doesn't wanna fuck me.
  • Him: but its a pedophile!
  • Me: I have pubic hair, they don't like that shit.
  • Him: that's true, they don't think like us normal people.
  • Me: I don't think normal people have conversations like this.
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